What was left in an abandoned hut? What's lying on the ground in a random back alley? I search that pile of trash!
d100 Useless Things
- pot lid
- pottery shard
- blunt knife
- scratched commemorative medal
- fake jewelry, obvious
- counterfeit "gold" coin, obvious
- half a copper coin, foreign
- cat skull
- live cat
- chewed bone
- bits of offal
- snail shell
- rusty needle
- faded note reading "...later, but do not tell..."
- torn envelope addressed to the chancellor
- waterlogged letter
- mouldy book
- booklet of risque stories
- writing quill
- chewed pencil
- half of a shield
- dried flowers
- fish skeleton
- jawbone, human?
- shrivelled apple
- one arrow
- one sock
- used handkerchief
- child drawing of a woman and forest
- toy soldier
- teddy dragon
- candle stub
- glass eye
- peg leg
- oil-soaked rag
- ball of blue yarn
- seashell
- nice-looking pebble
- rock with eyes and a mouth painted on
- shoelace
- long piece of string
- ruined hairbrush
- dry, crumbling mascara
- letter opener
- chess piece
- empty bottle
- mummified mouse
- seventeen dead cockroaches
- corkscrew and two corks
- playing dice, scratched
- tooth
- sketch of a naked dwarf
- bent spoon
- bent hairpin
- metal shavings
- sawdust
- painted beads
- bird skulls stringed on a leather cord
- reddish-brown mushroom
- toe
- shed snake skin
- handful of live bugs
- manure
- broken broom
- spectacles with cracked lenses
- jar full of crow feathers
- lump of flesh-colored wax
- rotting vegetables
- leather glove, left, no pinky
- mouldy sheepskin
- whistle that doesn't work
- embroidered linen bed sheet with multiple holes cut into it
- horseshoe
- measuring stick
- pouch full of salt
- rough iron amulet engraved with an eye
- flower pot
- playing card
- live frog or toad
- red string tied in intricate knots
- pouch with the bottom cut out
- sprig of mistletoe
- big slimy disgusting slug
- pouch of rusty nails
- fist-sized gneiss orb
- garish clothes, worn through
- colourful bead
- perfume phial, nearly empty
- stuffed mink
- simple wooden cup
- beautiful teacup, chipped
- potato
- burnt-out torch
- broken shackles
- flint and steel
- undergarments
- foppish hat
- noose made of fraying rope
- stinky stain
- minor magical item
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